Dear
Hey
Uhhh...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAS'up
Yo
Upright Bi-ped
Amigo
Student-type
Home Page
Star Child
(friend's name),
I just
discovered
conquered
stumbled across
bought some books at
peeped
this
highly stimulating
kick-butt
uh, like
Hella tight
web site called BIGWORDS.com, where you can compare the price of all your textbooks online!
Their
awe-inspiring
large-a-mundo
dead sexy
colossal
knock-yer-socks-off
Uber-BOT price comparison runs every possible combination of store, book, shipping, and promotions to show you the best TOTAL order price for all your textbooks, saving an average of $71 per order.
If you're ordering 4 books or so, that's easily
over 4,000
over 10,000
a lot of
like a million or so
a heckuvalotta
combinations! The power of this thing
highly invigorates me
rocks my world
gets me going
haunts me
tickles me fancy
challenges my grasp on reality
,
and I can't help but think it will do the same for you.
OH, BUT THERE'S MORE! When you've finished
grocking
absorbing
learning
sucking up
gleaning
digesting
all possible knowledge that you can from your textbooks, the BIGWORDS.com price comparison Uber-BOT will compare BUYBACK prices too! You can easily get up to 50% more than most bookstores will pay you with their
, um, shall we say, less than ideal
sorry-ass
pathetic
questionable
store
BuyBack programs.
The service is free and easy, saving you time AND money.
So,
avail yourself
hop on the buss, Gus
play it smart
don't miss out
be a smarty-pants
get menschy
and click here!
(link will be inserted).
Your name and email have not and will not be added to any list, whatsoever.
Everybody
triumphs!
Wang-dang-doodles!
Uh, gets nice things.
wins!
rock-a-hula!
lives long and prospers.
Cordially,
Viva la Bigwords!
Um, Bye-
Later Gator-
Spamless Love-
Love,
(your name)